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Hicks Myth

June 26, 2017

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When Hicks got his set pulled from Letterman last minute because it was touchy abortion material, he did the whole tour of indie media outlets–anyone who would listen–about how the right wing establishment was keeping him down. Most of the books on Hicks admit he was propelled by the censorship. It would’ve been nice to […]

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June 26, 2017

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Care-A-Lot

June 26, 2017

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I certainly wouldn’t regurgitate my team’s political links and claim that’s a form of care bearing. Seems like the antithesis of care bearing. Plus these links always seem to be yelling, like “RAINBOW HEART DOESN’T WANT INTERSEX BATHROOMS–LETS LYNCH THE BEAR BITCH!”. Even grumpy blue bear is giving you care bears the side eye like […]

That Bitch?

June 26, 2017

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The Charming male co-worker who quit started out as what the bar manager called “the human hard-on.” He was happy as a clam. All sunshine and moonbeams and hiding backstage waiting for celebrities acting like he was cleaning so he could: SURPRISE SELFIE! Whereas, what is the only celebrity this janitor has ever snapped? It […]

Charmers

June 26, 2017

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I have always been very wary of charming people. If you are too sweet to me off the bat, loading me up with gifts–I don’t trust you. I can say a lot of things about my friends but one thing they aren’t is charming. If you are charming–though I can’t detail those specific characteristics when […]

Fun: She Was My Ride

June 26, 2017

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The Nazi rolled up the stairs of our club covered in bruises, her hair a mess and her clothing ripped. The girls gathered around. When someone took a beating from their man, the first place they always came back to was the club to collect their sympathies from the girls. After the busy bodies got […]

Thieves Like Us

June 26, 2017

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I was at the bus stop with Daughter when an older woman in the Yoga uniform sat down next to us. We started chatting like old friends as she told me she was going on vacation and had to lock her Honda up. I’m not sure if this happens in other areas, but in Seattle […]