Ancient Period Stuff

Posted on June 30, 2017


Shafriend was talking ancient period stuff and she said they used to send us to tents so we could bleed all over straw, and I

(stomps feet) I want a tent with straw to bleed all over!

Sometimes you just want to be a horse, right? Especially on your period. The fact we were once given permission to just go in a tent and bleed all over each other till we were done…well, not everything got better with civilization.

The tent with straw and menstruating women probably does exist somewhere in Brooklyn where the white women go to get placenta smoothies n’ stuff.

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